#command bus

[threebea]

Listen I understand naming the clones Fett in modern aus, but consider Cody's last name is actually Cody. His first name is Commander. He doesn't correct anybody on this.

Obi-Wan: we've been married for eight years.

Cody: yeah well by year two it felt like I had waited too long to tell you. This is sort of a relief actually you think I like doing taxes?

Obi-Wan: (teasingly) is our marriage built on a foundation of lies? What was your plan?

Cody: The plan was if you die first problem solved, if I die first Rex breaks it to you. It was a good plan. I only came up with it last week.

Obi-Wan: I know, that's how I found out, he cracked immediately when I saw him yesterday and said the weather was nice. Your brother is terrible at keeping secrets.

Cody: traitor.

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

"Guys we got this, keep it up— is that the fucking bus...?"

[sensitive-shark]

heyyy it's cody

[danny-not-vasquez]

“He can do no wrong”

I say as he imprisons families and conquers his 50th planet to add to his bosses collection

[02511213942]

How is your Neil today?

HEHE he's GOOD he's living his little life! i know it doesn't get that cold in south carolina but i like to think that if it is, he's still wearing athletic shorts and a hoodie out. i would also love to make him a stew and i think nicky is sharing that thought.. so he's eating a delicious stew. 🍲 andrew recently got him and neil matching earbuds and gloves btw 💖

this is so cute... thank u for asking

[makar0shka]

bus ride

[sysig]

VUXPet (Patreon)

[memoriesofachicken]

Here we go! Another set of some of Malcolm McDowell's characters--In honor of his 82nd birthday!

[obeetlebeetle]

when I moved I ofc switched up my main bus route so I stopped seeing (former) work crush in the wild as often. then turns out he moved and he's on my new route, which is one of the funny quirks of life, and is also how I learned just now that mormons believe in life on the moon

[pikslasrce]

daily affirmations unless yiu quit they will never fire you they will make your living hell and make you wish they did but they will neverrrrr fire you

[darrenpeace]

sketches in red

[carp-from-space]

I cant transformer anything 🥲

[uhhhh00]

“wait a minute…no school shuttle driver’s THAT nice”

Definitely relatable

[neverendingline]

god i really wish i could just. control my voice. could control my volume and how much i speak.

[carsonjonesfiance]

Radicalized Mutual Update: posting links to Online Intifada about how an Israeli commander fired on a building full of hostages on 7 October. It reads like a normal article except that it sprinkles in this narrative of doubt that if he didn’t take responsibility for killing these hostages in crossfire, then he must be lying about other things he saw (and also the hostages were given water by Hamas awwww)

[sachermorte]

one of the things that irritates me the most is when a bus or a tram randomly just. decides not to carry out its full route. without any announcement or warning except for the display changing at some point when I'm not looking. oh cool so the 13A is stopping at Theater in der Josefstadt, huh. just randomly? because you feel like it? that's fine. it's not like I needed to go to skodagasse. it's not like I have places to be.